Shecky's Girls' Night Out, Part I

A few weeks ago, I went with a friend to an event named Shecky's "Girls' Night Out." Upon leaving, I was given a goodie bag containing the items below (in no particular order):

1. Kotex "Night & Day" maxipads, packaged in an unnecessarily large box with an illustration of a woman sleeping with the words "move freely" and "free samples inside," but no mention of maxipads
2. "Orchid Sparks" eye accent pencil
3. 3 o.b. tampons in a reusable carry case
4. Body Shop samples: white musk, vitamin E moisture cream, tea tree oil blemish fade night lotion
5. Griptastic hairbands
6. Colour Collection hairbands
7. Aveeno sunblock
8. Riceworks parmesan and sundried tomato gourmet brown rice crisps
9. KY touch massage 2-in-1 warming body massage and personal lubricant
10. Suite Scarlett, a novel by by Maureen Johnson
11. Aquafresh white trays Revive
12. KY jelly personal lubricant
13. Crime Scene at Cardwell Ranch, a novel by B.J. Daniels, the cover of which prominently features the promise of "Romance and Mystery await you between the covers..."
14. Betty Crocker Warm Delights molten chocolate cake bowl
15. Noah's Naturals grapefruit shower gel
16. Colgate Wisp mini-brush with freshening bead
17. Noxzema Spa Shave razor
18. Aveeno essential moisture lip conditioner
19. Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up call pain reliever/alertness aid "for after a night out"
20. Larabar lemon bar
21. Softsoap body butter apricot scrub
22. Yes to Carrots C Me Smile lip butter
23. Noxzema soothe & smooth maximum strength medicated bikini cream
24. Organics by Noah's Naturals rosemary mint lip balm
25. Skyy Infusions magnetic drink recipes for XRated Flirtini, Midori Margarita and Shop Till You Drop

Part II of this blog will include my observations during the event and further analysis of all the "goodies."